Actually, I love apples.

But when you’ve been peeling and chopping a small mountain of them for a week, it becomes a case of too much of a good thing.

Why don’t I have an apple corer-peeler-slicer, you ask? Our apples were home-grown from unmaintained/unknown variety trees, so they were funky shapes with lots of bits that needed to be cut out. They tasted amazing, though. Once we got over temporarily hating them.

Comic from 2017.